Abnormal Cyrus™ Teddy Scare
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...comes with an eye in his pocket for looking here and there.

Name of Deceased: Abnormal Cyrus
Date of Death: 12/12/74
Favorite Place: Musty basement
Favorite Color: Puke green
Favorite Food: Sautéed blue birds
Hobby: Counting cracks in the ceiling
Dream Occupation: Optometrist
Random Banter: “An eye for an Eye”, he mumbles, as he hunts through the night.

Cyrus was tormented as a child. He spent his days drawing pictures of people with no heads. Monday morning, his body was found hanging from his favorite tree. It was obvious that things would turn out this way. Always alone, rejected by society.

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