Hester Golem™ Teddy Scare
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...has a stomach stash pouch filled with creepy bugs.

Name of Deceased: Hester Golem
Date of Death: 11/19/80
Hobby: Sewer hunts
Favorite Food: Spoiled poison ivy yogurt and a side of moldy peaches
Goal: To feel whole
Favorite Number: 8
Favorite Color: Rotten yellow
Genealogy: Created out of mere accident, the joining of rare parts.

Hester was known to wander through abandoned houses. His remains were found at the bottom of a cardboard box with a worn edge. He leaves behind no family, but a lifetime full of nightmares.

Price: $60.00