Redmond Gore™ Teddy Scare
Item #RGTS

...comes with an axe for taking care of business.

Name of Deceased: Redmond Gore
Date of Death: 1/5/72
Last Words: “Trust me, it won’t hurt.”
Favorite Place: In the shadows
Favorite Color: Blood red
Past Occupation: School bus driver
Hobbies: Sharpening his axe and splicing wires
Cause of Death: It doesn’t matter that any of this happened. There was no remorse for his death.

Last week, Redmond’s body was found lying near a dumpster with an axe by his side.

No one is really sure how he died. Some say the cause of death was murder; murder of the mind.

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