Rita Mortis™ Teddy Scare
Item #RMTS

...comes with a bat and a bad attitude.

Name of Deceased: Rita Mortis
Date of Death: 1/28/77
Favorite Food: Fish bones
Favorite Number: #320059874 (her first prison id number)
Favorite Place: Dumpsters
Favorite Color: Putrid purple
Hobby: Making lists of people she hates.
Gossip: “Evil is what they called her at school, a troublemaker, a menace to society.”

Rita was always known to stand out from the crowd. Her parents ignored her unruly behavior, thinking it was just a phase. Her death was a relief for those who could no longer deal with the troubled youth. Her family sighed, spit on her grave, and walked away. It was the most attention they had ever given her.  

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